I've taken a giant leap in personal accomplishments this week. I will pat myself on the back, please do not get up. As happy as I should be, Im still utterly depressed. Rent was paid and I now have 2 dollars in my account. Celebrate? Celebrate what?

'Wow. Adam please settle down.'

'Settle down? But you have no idea.'

'Yes I do. Trials and tribulations happen to everyone.'

'But what about poor choices?'

'Yes, those too. Bad decisions and poor choices are part of life. Thats how you learn.'

'Okay. Well what happens if I know Im right, but people don't agree with me.'

'You're not always right.'

'What about when I know I'm right and people are just being thick?'

'But you're not always right.'

'Listen to me. What happens when I KNOW IM RIGHT?'

'Why are you being difficult? You might think you're right, but you aren't. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and perhaps they think they're right too. Get it?'

'No.'

'Well what don't you get?'

'Forget it.'

'So you're just going to mope around?'

'Maybe.'

'Thats childish.'

'I don't give a fuck if it's childish.'

'You're just trying to get people to feel sorry for you.'

'so...'

'So thats childish. Quit being a brat.'

'Fuck you.'

'There you go again. Good, bravo Adam.'

'I'll do what I want.'

'Fine, but don't complain about it. Drink your whiskey.'

'I will.'

'Because you take shelter in alcohol. You're a drunk Adam.'

'No Im not.'

'Look at you. Thats a full glass you just poured.'

'So what. I'm thirsty.'

'And you've gotten drunk every night this week.'

'Why do you care?'

'You've got work in the morning. You're going to be hungover.'

'No I wont. I'll take some Advil before.'

'Before what? Before you pass out?'

'Why do you even care? Why do you care what I do?'

'You're my friend.'

'I am not you're friend.'

'No?'

'Nope, I despise you.'

'But we're the same.'

'You're nothing like me.'

'I'm exactly like you.'

'Fuck off Adam.'