call it what you will. this energy drink tastes like piss. it makes me want to invent something. it makes me want to be calm and collected and piss in a jar. i could bottle it up. i could sell it for 89 cents. i could sell more than a million, then I could be a millionaire. drink it before pilates i'd say. then you will power through the power 100. Its almost nine and i say you must be awake and alert so you drink this and you can stay awake and you can laugh with the kids and at them. Drink this and fall asleep and dream that you are really awake.